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"Active Listening As Appropriate" Funny T-shirt for Dad

"Active Listening As Appropriate" Funny T-shirt for Dad

"Chilling with One Eye Open" Mode Alone Time But Still Open for Discussion
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Description

The Comfort Colors 1717 t-shirt is a premium option with a blend of style, comfort, and durability. Known for its unique garment-dyed look and soft-washed fabric, here are some of its standout benefits:
- Soft-Washed Fabric: The t-shirt is soft-washed, ensuring it feels comfortable from the first wear.
- Garment-Dyed: Each shirt is garment-dyed, providing a unique, lived-in color that stands out.
- High-Quality Construction: Features double-needle stitching on the armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems for enhanced durability.
- Heavyweight Cotton: Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, the 6.1 oz/yd² fabric offers a substantial, high-quality feel.
- Minimal Shrinkage: The garment dye process also results in minimal shrinkage, maintaining the fit and size after washing.
- Nature-Inspired Colors: Available in a variety of colors that are inspired by nature, adding to its aesthetic appeal.
- Relaxed Fit: Designed for comfort, the t-shirt features a tubular body that provides a relaxed, unrestricted fit suitable for various body types.

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Sizing

Comfort Colors C1717 T-Shirt Sizing Guide

Standard Sizing:
- Small (S):**
- Width: 18.25 in (46.35 cm)
- Length: 26.62 in (67.61 cm)

- Medium (M):**
- Width: 20.25 in (51.44 cm)
- Length: 28.00 in (71.12 cm)

- Large (L):**
- Width: 22.00 in (55.88 cm)
- Length: 29.37 in (74.60 cm)

- Extra Large (XL):**
- Width: 24.00 in (60.96 cm)
- Length: 30.75 in (78.10 cm)

- 2X Large (2XL):**
- Width: 26.00 in (66.04 cm)
- Length: 31.62 in (80.33 cm)

- 3X Large (3XL):**
- Width: 27.75 in (70.49 cm)
- Length: 32.50 in (82.55 cm)

- 4X Large (4XL):**
- Width: 29.75 in (75.57 cm)
- Length: 33.50 in (85.09 cm)

Fit Guide:
- Relaxed Fit:
- Choose your normal size.

- Oversized Look:
- Go up 2 sizes from your normal size.

- Shirt Dress Look:
- Go up 3 sizes from your normal size.

 Some of Jokes and Topics from this graphic tee to inspire you and start connecting:

“Active Listening As Appropriate” Jokes: The skeleton of the jokes is written below, the rest (Body language, context, word change, etc) is up to your creativity;

  • Some things are better left unheard,
  • Fully Focus on  .. the first three sentences of your story,
  • It depends on the topic and .. how much coffee I've had, 
  • For the first five minutes, then it's survival mode, 
  • ..While mentally planning my escape route,
  • I'm also champion at blank staring, 
  • Active listening is key, but self-preservation is paramount, 
  • I can pick out the juicy details even when you think I'm zoned out, 
  • As long as the topic involves free pizza or celebrity gossip, 
  • I can adjust them depending on how the conversation becomes .., 
  • As long as the topic involves free pizza or free mancave time, 
  • You can interpret my head nods as polite agreement to get away, 
  • Selective listening is a survival skill in conversation, 
  • My active listening skills are on a need-to-know basis, 
  • Actively losing interest as the conversation drags on ..

Appropriate Situations: Share stories of times when listening “as appropriate” turned into an unexpected or funny situation;

  • "I once pretended to understand what someone was saying, only to be asked for my opinion on it. What's your 'out' strategy?",
  • "Are there times when you pretend to listen attentively, but you were actually planning your dinner?",
  • "Is there a way to recover from zoning out during an important part of a conversation?"
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