"Active Listening As Appropriate" Funny T-shirt for Dad
"Active Listening As Appropriate" Funny T-shirt for Dad
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Some of Jokes and Topics from this graphic tee to inspire you and start connecting:
“Active Listening As Appropriate” Jokes: The skeleton of the jokes is written below, the rest (Body language, context, word change, etc) is up to your creativity;
- Some things are better left unheard,
- Fully Focus on .. the first three sentences of your story,
- It depends on the topic and .. how much coffee I've had,
- For the first five minutes, then it's survival mode,
- ..While mentally planning my escape route,
- I'm also champion at blank staring,
- Active listening is key, but self-preservation is paramount,
- I can pick out the juicy details even when you think I'm zoned out,
- As long as the topic involves free pizza or celebrity gossip,
- I can adjust them depending on how the conversation becomes ..,
- As long as the topic involves free pizza or free mancave time,
- You can interpret my head nods as polite agreement to get away,
- Selective listening is a survival skill in conversation,
- My active listening skills are on a need-to-know basis,
- Actively losing interest as the conversation drags on ..
Appropriate Situations: Share stories of times when listening “as appropriate” turned into an unexpected or funny situation;
- "I once pretended to understand what someone was saying, only to be asked for my opinion on it. What's your 'out' strategy?",
- "Are there times when you pretend to listen attentively, but you were actually planning your dinner?",
- "Is there a way to recover from zoning out during an important part of a conversation?"