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"Searching For A Crap to Spare" Funny T-shirt for Men Funny Shirts Hilarious Women

"Searching For A Crap to Spare" Funny T-shirt for Men Funny Shirts Hilarious Women

When You're Feeling Super Confident At Your Workplace Gives off "Aloof" vibe to your Colleagues But Always Remember To Smile
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Moss:
Balanced, Stable and Practical
Expresso
Strength and Reliability, Similar to the Robust character of an Espresso Coffee.
Ivory
Calmness and Comfort, with a Subdued Sense of Sophistication
Pepper
Versatility and Adaptability, Easily Blend with other Colors and Environments.
Black
Mystery and Elegance, with a Sense of Formality and Sophistication.
White
Independence and A Reliance on Logic to Solve Problems

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Description

The Comfort Colors 1717 t-shirt is a premium option with a blend of style, comfort, and durability. Known for its unique garment-dyed look and soft-washed fabric, here are some of its standout benefits:
- Soft-Washed Fabric: The t-shirt is soft-washed, ensuring it feels comfortable from the first wear.
- Garment-Dyed: Each shirt is garment-dyed, providing a unique, lived-in color that stands out.
- High-Quality Construction: Features double-needle stitching on the armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems for enhanced durability.
- Heavyweight Cotton: Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, the 6.1 oz/yd² fabric offers a substantial, high-quality feel.
- Minimal Shrinkage: The garment dye process also results in minimal shrinkage, maintaining the fit and size after washing.
- Nature-Inspired Colors: Available in a variety of colors that are inspired by nature, adding to its aesthetic appeal.
- Relaxed Fit: Designed for comfort, the t-shirt features a tubular body that provides a relaxed, unrestricted fit suitable for various body types.

Shipping

2 - 5 Business Days For US Addresses
10 - 20 Business Days For Canada
10 - 20 Business Days For Australia
10 - 30 Business Days For Rest of the World

Sizing

Comfort Colors C1717 T-Shirt Sizing Guide

Standard Sizing:
- Small (S):**
- Width: 18.25 in (46.35 cm)
- Length: 26.62 in (67.61 cm)

- Medium (M):**
- Width: 20.25 in (51.44 cm)
- Length: 28.00 in (71.12 cm)

- Large (L):**
- Width: 22.00 in (55.88 cm)
- Length: 29.37 in (74.60 cm)

- Extra Large (XL):**
- Width: 24.00 in (60.96 cm)
- Length: 30.75 in (78.10 cm)

- 2X Large (2XL):**
- Width: 26.00 in (66.04 cm)
- Length: 31.62 in (80.33 cm)

- 3X Large (3XL):**
- Width: 27.75 in (70.49 cm)
- Length: 32.50 in (82.55 cm)

- 4X Large (4XL):**
- Width: 29.75 in (75.57 cm)
- Length: 33.50 in (85.09 cm)

Fit Guide:
- Relaxed Fit:
- Choose your normal size.

- Oversized Look:
- Go up 2 sizes from your normal size.

- Shirt Dress Look:
- Go up 3 sizes from your normal size.

 A number of elements could start a conversation. One could discuss:

“Searching For a Crap to Spare” joke: The skeleton of the jokes is written below (Body language, context, word change, etc), the rest is up to your creativity; 

  • It’s a very short search,
  • Might take a while, it’s really small,
  • Let’s just assume it’s lost, 
  • …still searching.., 
  • Error 404, damn not found, 
  • I’ll connect you with someone who will give a crap, 
  • I left it in my other pants, 
  • I’ve never done this before!, 
  • Check back next week, 
  • so far, I’ve found some old receipts and a gum wrapper.

The Art of Not Caring: The phrase "Searching for a crap to spare" is a funny take on apathy: 

  • "Ever received a gift that was so off-mark, you didn’t even pretend to like it? How did you keep your poker face?",
  • "Ever been caught not paying attention in a group conversation? What was your recovery line?"

Relaxation Techniques: A relaxed-looking panda may segue a conversation towards relaxation techniques:

  • "What’s your ideal relaxation destination? A quiet place like a panda’s home, or somewhere else entirely?",
  • "What types of book can always relax you, no matter how stressed you are?,
  • "Do you have a go-to 'I need to unwind' song or playlist?

 

 

 

 

 

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