"Searching For A Crap to Spare" Funny T-shirt for Men Funny Shirts Hilarious Women
"Searching For A Crap to Spare" Funny T-shirt for Men Funny Shirts Hilarious Women
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A number of elements could start a conversation. One could discuss:
“Searching For a Crap to Spare” joke: The skeleton of the jokes is written below (Body language, context, word change, etc), the rest is up to your creativity;
- It’s a very short search,
- Might take a while, it’s really small,
- Let’s just assume it’s lost,
- …still searching..,
- Error 404, damn not found,
- I’ll connect you with someone who will give a crap,
- I left it in my other pants,
- I’ve never done this before!,
- Check back next week,
- so far, I’ve found some old receipts and a gum wrapper.
The Art of Not Caring: The phrase "Searching for a crap to spare" is a funny take on apathy:
- "Ever received a gift that was so off-mark, you didn’t even pretend to like it? How did you keep your poker face?",
- "Ever been caught not paying attention in a group conversation? What was your recovery line?"
Relaxation Techniques: A relaxed-looking panda may segue a conversation towards relaxation techniques:
- "What’s your ideal relaxation destination? A quiet place like a panda’s home, or somewhere else entirely?",
- "What types of book can always relax you, no matter how stressed you are?,
- "Do you have a go-to 'I need to unwind' song or playlist?