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"Under Stress I Practice Aggressive Typing" Funny T-shirt for Work Men Colleagues Women Tees

"Under Stress I Practice Aggressive Typing" Funny T-shirt for Work Men Colleagues Women Tees

Subtly Pissed With Something Work-Related But Cannot Show It Explicitly
$47.00 SGD
$47.00 SGD
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Moss:
Balanced, Stable and Practical
Expresso
Strength and Reliability, Similar to the Robust character of an Espresso Coffee.
Ivory
Calmness and Comfort, with a Subdued Sense of Sophistication
Pepper
Versatility and Adaptability, Easily Blend with other Colors and Environments.
Black
Mystery and Elegance, with a Sense of Formality and Sophistication.
White
Independence and A Reliance on Logic to Solve Problems

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Description

The Comfort Colors 1717 t-shirt is a premium option with a blend of style, comfort, and durability. Known for its unique garment-dyed look and soft-washed fabric, here are some of its standout benefits:
- Soft-Washed Fabric: The t-shirt is soft-washed, ensuring it feels comfortable from the first wear.
- Garment-Dyed: Each shirt is garment-dyed, providing a unique, lived-in color that stands out.
- High-Quality Construction: Features double-needle stitching on the armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems for enhanced durability.
- Heavyweight Cotton: Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, the 6.1 oz/yd² fabric offers a substantial, high-quality feel.
- Minimal Shrinkage: The garment dye process also results in minimal shrinkage, maintaining the fit and size after washing.
- Nature-Inspired Colors: Available in a variety of colors that are inspired by nature, adding to its aesthetic appeal.
- Relaxed Fit: Designed for comfort, the t-shirt features a tubular body that provides a relaxed, unrestricted fit suitable for various body types.

Shipping

2 - 5 Business Days For US Addresses
10 - 20 Business Days For Canada
10 - 20 Business Days For Australia
10 - 30 Business Days For Rest of the World

Sizing

Comfort Colors C1717 T-Shirt Sizing Guide

Standard Sizing:
- Small (S):**
- Width: 18.25 in (46.35 cm)
- Length: 26.62 in (67.61 cm)

- Medium (M):**
- Width: 20.25 in (51.44 cm)
- Length: 28.00 in (71.12 cm)

- Large (L):**
- Width: 22.00 in (55.88 cm)
- Length: 29.37 in (74.60 cm)

- Extra Large (XL):**
- Width: 24.00 in (60.96 cm)
- Length: 30.75 in (78.10 cm)

- 2X Large (2XL):**
- Width: 26.00 in (66.04 cm)
- Length: 31.62 in (80.33 cm)

- 3X Large (3XL):**
- Width: 27.75 in (70.49 cm)
- Length: 32.50 in (82.55 cm)

- 4X Large (4XL):**
- Width: 29.75 in (75.57 cm)
- Length: 33.50 in (85.09 cm)

Fit Guide:
- Relaxed Fit:
- Choose your normal size.

- Oversized Look:
- Go up 2 sizes from your normal size.

- Shirt Dress Look:
- Go up 3 sizes from your normal size.

Some of Jokes and Topics from this graphic tee to inspire you and start connecting:

"Under stress, I practice aggressive typing" jokes: The skeleton of the jokes is written below, the rest (Body language, context, word change, etc) is up to your creativity;

  • My keyboard fears me,
  • The IT department hates me,
  • My spacebar needs a helmet,
  • My therapist says I should express my anger in a healthy way. This is THAT way.., 
  • I can TYPE THROUGH A BRICK WALL when I'm stressed,
  • My fingers were just a little too ENTHUSIASTIC,
  • I have a black belt in typing,
  • Autocorrect can't keep up with my typing,
  • My keyboard clicks per minute (KPM) skyrocket during deadlines,
  • My therapist recommended a stress ball. Tried it..but..

Stress Relief Techniques: Chat about unique or humorous stress relief techniques:

  • "Know anyone who uses karaoke as a stress reliever? Or Maybe it's you?",
  • "Do you have a go-to silly dance move when you need a quick mood lift?",
  • "Ever used video games as a stress reliever? What is your favorite game?",
  • "What’s the funniest thing you’ve done when stressed that actually worked to calm you down?"

Workplace Humor: Share stories about funny or absurd moments at work:

  • "Have you ever caught yourself talking to yourself at work about a problem?",
  • "What’s the most absurd rule you’ve had to follow in any workplace?",
  • "What's the most unexpected item you've found in the office fridge?",
  • "Do you have any funny typo error you made or seen in an email or professional document?"


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