"Licensed To Screw" Funny T-shirt Men And Women
"Licensed To Screw" Funny T-shirt Men And Women
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These are some of the light-hearted conversations and jokes to start chatting:
“Licensed to screw” jokes: The skeleton of the jokes is written below, the rest (Body language, context, etc) is up to your creativity;
- It's for light bulb replacements,
- Not qualified to change the tire yet,
- ... at screwing things up, that is.,
- I am now, a licensed screwball,
- My therapist says I need to stop trying to screw the impossible,
- ... but I'm way better at putting things together,
- It doesn't mean I do a bang-up job,
- Still prefer to nail it though,
- This sound way more handy than I actually am,
- I’m officially a threat to loose screws everywhere,
- Just a little more confidence (and maybe some duct tape).
Tool Puns: Some of the best conversation starters use puns, these are screwdriver puns:
- "Ever seen a tool go on a date? Screwdrivers are great at 'driving' the conversation!",
- "Why did the screwdriver go to school? To 'tighten up" its skills!"
DIY Projects: DIY projects can be great conversational topics as more and more people are creating, renovating and restoring things around the house:
- "Have you tried any DIY projects you saw on a home improvement show or blog?",
- "Ever painted a room and realized halfway through that the color was all wrong?",
- "What DIY project are you most proud of, even if it didn’t go exactly as planned?"