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"May Contain Alcohol Wisdom Included" Funny T-shirt for Work Men And Women

"May Contain Alcohol Wisdom Included" Funny T-shirt for Work Men And Women

Feeling A Positive Vibe At Work After-work drinks, Office Celebrations, Team Lunches
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Balanced, Stable and Practical
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Strength and Reliability, Similar to the Robust character of an Espresso Coffee.
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Calmness and Comfort, with a Subdued Sense of Sophistication
Pepper
Versatility and Adaptability, Easily Blend with other Colors and Environments.
Black
Mystery and Elegance, with a Sense of Formality and Sophistication.
White
Independence and A Reliance on Logic to Solve Problems

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Description

The Comfort Colors 1717 t-shirt is a premium option with a blend of style, comfort, and durability. Known for its unique garment-dyed look and soft-washed fabric, here are some of its standout benefits:
- Soft-Washed Fabric: The t-shirt is soft-washed, ensuring it feels comfortable from the first wear.
- Garment-Dyed: Each shirt is garment-dyed, providing a unique, lived-in color that stands out.
- High-Quality Construction: Features double-needle stitching on the armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems for enhanced durability.
- Heavyweight Cotton: Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, the 6.1 oz/yd² fabric offers a substantial, high-quality feel.
- Minimal Shrinkage: The garment dye process also results in minimal shrinkage, maintaining the fit and size after washing.
- Nature-Inspired Colors: Available in a variety of colors that are inspired by nature, adding to its aesthetic appeal.
- Relaxed Fit: Designed for comfort, the t-shirt features a tubular body that provides a relaxed, unrestricted fit suitable for various body types.

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Sizing

Comfort Colors C1717 T-Shirt Sizing Guide

Standard Sizing:
- Small (S):**
- Width: 18.25 in (46.35 cm)
- Length: 26.62 in (67.61 cm)

- Medium (M):**
- Width: 20.25 in (51.44 cm)
- Length: 28.00 in (71.12 cm)

- Large (L):**
- Width: 22.00 in (55.88 cm)
- Length: 29.37 in (74.60 cm)

- Extra Large (XL):**
- Width: 24.00 in (60.96 cm)
- Length: 30.75 in (78.10 cm)

- 2X Large (2XL):**
- Width: 26.00 in (66.04 cm)
- Length: 31.62 in (80.33 cm)

- 3X Large (3XL):**
- Width: 27.75 in (70.49 cm)
- Length: 32.50 in (82.55 cm)

- 4X Large (4XL):**
- Width: 29.75 in (75.57 cm)
- Length: 33.50 in (85.09 cm)

Here are some topics and jokes to inspire you:

"May Contain Alcohol Wisdom Included" jokes: The skeleton of the jokes is written below, the rest (Body language, context, word change, etc) is up to your creativity;

  • Alcohol may induce philosophical ramblings,
  • I may have questionable wisdom but the liquid is real,
  • Wisdom is actually sold separately and more expensive,
  • If only I could remember the wise things I said, 
  • This is why I bring alcohol to all my brainstorm sessions, 
  • ..but fun is guaranteed,
  • Wisdom that only makes sense at 2 AM, 
  • The only wisdom I have is the sudden urge to sing,
  • Pro at giving unsolicited advice after a few drinks,
  • In my defense, I am really smart alcoholically 

Sarcastic Humor: Discuss sarcastic humor that permeates in everyday conversations;

  • "What’s the riskiest sarcastic comment you’ve ever made? Was it worth it?",
  • "What’s the best sarcastic line you’ve heard from a movie or show recently?",
  • "Ever had sarcasm go right over your head and only realized it way later?",
  • "How does sarcastic humor add to or ruin the mood in social settings? Any personal experiences?"

"Wisdom Included" Slogan: Start conversing about wisdom in everyday life;

  • "Ever gotten unexpectedly wise advice from a child? What did they say?",
  • "Have you ever ignored really good advice only to realize later that it was spot on?",
  •  "What common saying or piece of advice do you think is actually not very wise?"
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