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"Stay Anonymous .." Funny T-shirt for Work Men And Women

Name: "Stay Anonymous .." Funny T-shirt for Work Men And Women
Brand: Printify
SKU: 29233390718309598131
Price: 47.0 SGD
Availability: InStock

Wide Conversation Starter Topics Dry and Mild Humor To Build Rapport

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Independence and A Reliance on Logic to Solve Problems

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Description

The Comfort Colors 1717 t-shirt is a premium option with a blend of style, comfort, and durability. Known for its unique garment-dyed look and soft-washed fabric, here are some of its standout benefits:
- Soft-Washed Fabric: The t-shirt is soft-washed, ensuring it feels comfortable from the first wear.
- Garment-Dyed: Each shirt is garment-dyed, providing a unique, lived-in color that stands out.
- High-Quality Construction: Features double-needle stitching on the armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems for enhanced durability.
- Heavyweight Cotton: Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, the 6.1 oz/yd² fabric offers a substantial, high-quality feel.
- Minimal Shrinkage: The garment dye process also results in minimal shrinkage, maintaining the fit and size after washing.
- Nature-Inspired Colors: Available in a variety of colors that are inspired by nature, adding to its aesthetic appeal.
- Relaxed Fit: Designed for comfort, the t-shirt features a tubular body that provides a relaxed, unrestricted fit suitable for various body types.

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10 - 30 Business Days For Rest of the World

Sizing

Comfort Colors C1717 T-Shirt Sizing Guide

Standard Sizing:
- Small (S):
- Width: 18.25 in (46.35 cm)
- Length: 26.62 in (67.61 cm)

- Medium (M):
- Width: 20.25 in (51.44 cm)
- Length: 28.00 in (71.12 cm)

- Large (L):
- Width: 22.00 in (55.88 cm)
- Length: 29.37 in (74.60 cm)

- Extra Large (XL):
- Width: 24.00 in (60.96 cm)
- Length: 30.75 in (78.10 cm)

- 2X Large (2XL):
- Width: 26.00 in (66.04 cm)
- Length: 31.62 in (80.33 cm)

- 3X Large (3XL):
- Width: 27.75 in (70.49 cm)
- Length: 32.50 in (82.55 cm)

- 4X Large (4XL):**
- Width: 29.75 in (75.57 cm)
- Length: 33.50 in (85.09 cm)

Fit Guide:
- Relaxed Fit:
- Choose your normal size.

- Oversized Look:
- Go up 2 sizes from your normal size.

From the graphic, some common conversational topics and jokes are:

“Stay anonymous while taking the last donut” jokes: The skeleton of the jokes is written below, the rest (Body language, context, word change, etc) is up to your creativity;

I am on the donut case,
The donut fairy took it,
Always remember not to leave any fingerprint on the donut,
A donut deficiency in the pantry is the new normal,
The security footage was blurry,
Eating the evidence is my last resort,
It was a sweet escape,
If you have any information on the last donut, keep it to yourself
In my defense, the donut was delicious.

Anonymity: The theme of staying anonymous, especially in humorous contexts like taking the last donut, talks about personal privacy, the desire for anonymity in social settings, and how people balance this with community behavior:

"Have you ever wanted to be invisible at social gatherings just to snag the best snacks?",
"What’s the sneakiest thing you’ve ever done in a crowded room?",
"Ever used a fake name at a coffee shop? What was your alias?",
"Ever wish you could go incognito at work meetings?"

Office Culture and Etiquette: Taking the last donut is a playful nod to common office dynamics and etiquette. Conversations could revolve around various unspoken office rules, sharing food in the workplace, or humorous office stories: