"Stay Close Stay Warm" Funny T-shirt Men Tees for Dad
"Stay Close Stay Warm" Funny T-shirt Men Tees for Dad
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This graphic shirt is only suitable as a conversation starter or joke among family members or very close friends, everyone else will see you as a creep:
Jokes on being a "fat astronaut": Break the ice with some fat astronaut jokes with your family members and close friends;
- “My fluffiness is based on years of hard work, determination and tons of beer.”,
- “I use my natural warmth strategically, I hug strategically.”,
- “A larger astronaut is more cost-efficient, no need for more insulation but you may need to pay for MY insulating power.”,
- “There will come a time where hugging is a survival skill. Treasure the huggables more.”,
- “We need more chunky astronauts for more warmth distribution, agreed?”