"The Ship Has Sailed For A Stress-Free Day" Funny T-shirt About Work Men And Women
"The Ship Has Sailed For A Stress-Free Day" Funny T-shirt About Work Men And Women
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Some of Jokes and Topics from this graphic tee to inspire you and start connecting:
"The Ship Has Sailed For A Stress-Free Day" Jokes: The skeleton of the jokes is written below, the rest (Body language, context, word change, etc) is up to your creativity;
- I have now a leaky rowboat full of anxieties,
- My to-do list is a monstrous kraken,
- Ah yes, the ship has sailed, taking my sanity with it,
- ...Because I missed the boarding call,
- I'm in a sea of anxiety, right now,
- Humor is my life raft in this sea of deadlines,
- My productivity is clinging to it like a desperate seahorse,
- The knowledge that everyone else in the office is in the same sinking boat is oddly comforting,
- My hopes for a calm day disappeared faster than my ability to finish this donut,
- The captain just threw me overboard with emails,
- The only thing sailing smoothly today is my stress levels... straight upwards,
- That ship got torpedoed by the conference room calendar
Stress-Free Days: Share tips on how to achieve a stress-free day;
- "Do you practice any mindfulness or meditation techniques to stay calm?",
- "Do you have any tips for staying stress-free in a busy office setting?",
- "Do you have any favorite stress-relief podcasts or audiobooks?"
- "Do you have any creative outlets that help you relax?"